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Originally Posted by kermitology
Thanks rockstar. Your post has turned my son GAY. I will now have him tested for HIV.
I'm really excited for this movie.. It looks fantastic.
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This had me laughing out loud, yet I don't understand a word of it!
Bruce, I'd give it an 8.57 for story, 7.75 for pace, 6.89 for script, 9.10 for length, 10.00 for fight scenes, 7.17 for acting, 9.05 for blood, 9.99 for dismemberment, 9.94 for freaky looking bad guys, 9.12 for scenery, 8.08 for spear-throwing, 9.00 for screaming and shouting, 9.91 for beards, 7.98 for nudity, 8.44 for music, 8.36 for archery, 8.69 for horses dying, 9.09 for other animals dying, and 10.00 for Spartan effort.