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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
I had a call today from a security company rambling on about how they're doing security checks because they claim there's been some break-ins in the neighbourhood. I've heard about crooks making calls like this to find out who has security systems and who doesn't. So when they ask me if I've got an a security system I reply with, "I've killed an intruder before and I'm fully prepared to kill again."
The telemarketer ended the call quickly after that.
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This is my new line for ALL telemarketers, regardless of what they are selling! Brilliant!
Weedman: "Hi Mr. Tank, can we come around and give you a free estimate on spraying your lawn with the same chemicals you can buy at Costco at an incredibly inflated price because we have a big fancy truck"
Frank: "I killed the last Weedman representative and I am fully prepared to do so again. Come on over."