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Old 05-22-2021, 12:23 PM   #474
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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout View Post
I put game 4 on in the background.

My 4 year old just said "put hockey on TV"

Me: hockey is on the TV buddy

4 yr old: Not that one, the C one (referring to the Flames)

The brainwashing is going well.
Making a child watch this season's iteration of the Flames might be construed as a particularly grim form of cruel and inhumane punishment.

Child Protective Services has been notified.

Rumour has it that they've been playing the Flames season on a never-ending loop at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay while lawyers have been furiously flipping through the Geneva Convention documents lamenting the fact that this form of torture isnt explicitly forbidden anywhere in there.
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