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Old 05-22-2021, 09:51 AM   #477
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So many thoughts on this game and the problems that the Oilers are facing.


Seeing the panel before the game gushing about the bounce back by Connor and Leon before the game. "They'll get three or four points each, that will be the story tonight" screamed the panel in a pre-organsmic glow of expectation.


"Vroom Vroom they can't stop the Connar" signed Cassie as she started to light the cigar.


Then after the game, just shock, understated shock. Cassie's cigar smouldered unsmoked, Kelly with a half mouth open look of shock on his face. They looked like the meadow party after loosing the election to George Bush, yeah it was expected by everyone that they were going to lose, but their supporters are delusional, just like the Oiler fans and these broad casting teams.


There are lots of issues. Conna looks ok, but Leon is starting to take on that German uberman look of pouting surprise that things aren't being handed to him. "How can the McDavid fail him like this when they're such an unstoppable line?"



Lets be honest, CH was really good, but Smith had to make the bigger and harder saves last night because we saw the return of the this guy scored defensive strategy last night. Smith bailed them out on several occasions.



The Oilers on the bench were collectively sitting with a shock slacked jawed look on their face "How can this happen", they said as they collectively pooped their pants "The strategy of don't worry about it, the Conna and Leon got this is failing".


Meanwhile Mike Smith at 39 has had to face a ton of shots with many of them of the difficult variety. How long before his sciatica, old war injury, bad back preventing him from doing yard work will flare up and we see the goalie with the 40 thousand pound catching glove taking the net.


I know, I know, I'm too happy about it, but it is Edmonton, the most undeserving franchise in the NHL getting their faces punched in.


Hopefully tomorrow the Jets firmly kick them in the nethers, then spin then around and kick them in the a$$. The only think that will make it better is a mid series trade demand by Conna.
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