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Old 05-20-2021, 09:54 AM   #223
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I saw a picture on twitter from an Oilers fan crying about McDoofus being horse collared in the game. Oiler fans are good at creating BS narratives considering the whole horse collar took place after a play during an altercation between McDavid and the jets.


The Oilers need to lose this series and badly, not because ENG, not because their hockey team beyond the wonder twins activate is no good nee awful. But because their arrogant, entitled delusional fanbase deserves nothing. They deserve to see their team go down in flames, they deserve to feel nothing but pain, and anguish and that feeling of their hearts being slowly ripped out of their chests and shown to them before being thrown into a wood chipper.


No Virginia, this is not a well built hockey team, that was strategically built. Its a lazy incomplete rebuild with the laughable fact that they didn't even manage the cap very well. This was a team that has stumbled into a rare playoff appearance. And no Jimmy, I'm sorry but this isn't about the Oilers playoff window opening for years of competitive hockey. This is the rare instance that the window cracked open and will slammed shut severing the greedy fingers of an arrogant fan base.



Palpatine said it best but modified for the Oilers.


Oh I'm afraid the Oilers level of suck will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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