"Smalling and Family Burgled by Robbers."
Man....I have to get a gig writing news headlines.
'Burgled by Robbers?'
Robbed by Burglars! More at 11!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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