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Originally Posted by CroFlames
Ha. One time I was sneaking about trying to catch some boob on channel 32, probably around age 13.
Then all of a sudden while foraging for more boob during commercials, I found the best movie OF ALL TIME - Showgirls. It was a boob smorgasbord. Even had lesbian kissing on freaking TV! Needless to say, that was the best night of my life. I'm married with three kids now.
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Oh my god, Showgirls was the most opposite of sexy for me. What's her face was so awkward and weird in the dancing and sex scenes that it felt like they recruited an amish/nun to try to be a stripper.
I watch that movie more for the unintended comedy then the sexuality. Plus you can mix in her saved by the bell caffeine addiction with this and suddenly the movie makes sense if you pretend that she's the saved by the bell character driven insane by caffeine and a failing grade in civics and she realized that she was pimped out by Zack Morris for years.