[Maritime Q-Scout]

what causes people to drink and drive? A question for the ages, up there with the mystery of life...

here's the answer

people drink this beverage called alcohol

then they drink too much alcohol they enter a state called drunk

people use automobiles this is called driving, and people drive these automobiles when they need to go somewhere

now when someone is drunk and they decide to use an automoblie

therefore when people drink alcohol and become drunk then need to go somewhere and drive an automobile this causes drinking and driving