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Originally Posted by Locke
I havent seen it, probably wont for a while, how would you rate it compared to WW84? Because that movie was a trainwreck.
I just want to know what I'm in for.
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I'll hate-watch it and get back to you.
JL is in "so bad it's good" territory, but falls short because it's 4 ####ing hours long and boring as hell. It is funny though.
Some of the funniest parts of just the first hour (or two? or three, what a horrific blur):
- Constant, pointless slow motion, including like the first entire 5 minutes in slow motion LOL
- "Show them your fear!" says queen wonder woman lady "We have no fear! Yaaaaaaa!" says others wonder womans? LOL
- Weird Finnish girls creepy singing while fishman goes for a dip in the lake (LOL)
- Wonder Woman walking like a ####ing crab while she blocks bullets instead of just grabbing the shooters gun? LOL
- Wonder Woman blasting out the entire wall of a building TO KILL ONE SINGLE HUMAN PERSON LOLLLLLLL
- A classic "I HATE MY DAD" cyborg storyline? Nice, LOL
- Aquaman standing on the dock looking SERIOUS while a VERY COOL ACOUSTIC song plays because THIS IS SERIOUS I THINK? looooooool
I'm sorry, I'll stop. I started watching this at midnight and just hate watched the rest after the first 30 minutes was unbearable. I'm sure someone likes it, good to have different opinions, but I will literally listen to nothing anyone who likes this has to say about movies (From mindless action movie to some piece of french new wave cinema) ever. What a load.