Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt towards the promised land where they congregated at the foot of Mount Sinai, where Moses had ascended to receive the law from God.
After 40 days at the top of Mount Sinai, Moses wandered halfway down where his brother Aaron was waiting. “Moses, what took you so long, the people have sinned and are praying to false idols, among other blasphemy...”
Moses asked Aaron, “would you like the good news first or the bad news?”
Aaron replied “ok let’s have the good news”, to which Moses said, “well, I got Him down to ten....”
“And the bad news?...”
“Adultery is still in.”
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