[SaskaBushFire]

Screw that, be very funny.

Here are some jokes from mine that are very universal. Keep in mind you do want to personalise this speech as much as possible, this is your boy getting married for ****s sake! These are just randomly taken out of the speech so they might seem a bit out of place.

Good evening ladies and Gentlemen, as (MC) said my name is **** and I am ****'s best man. If you see me at the bar later on I do prefer to be called by my ful name, Evan Lemmebuyyouadrink.

It is a great honour blah blah blah, who would have thought we'd be here today, (Bride) who looks absolutely stunning today, and (groom) well.. he just looks stunned.

The hardest part of writign a best man speech is getting started. So I went to the internet for some good ideas (hey you literally did!) after about 2 hours of searching I found some very interesting stuff, but then soon remembered I was looking for speech pointers.

Being a best man comes with certain duties, it is my understanding that this includes insuring that (groom) arrives on time, sober and presentable. Well ... 2/3 isn't bad. Another of my duties is ensuring that (groom) is well rested for the wedding. I will have you know that (groom) slept like a baby last night, he woke up every 10 minutes and cried for his mommy.

My Dad told me that emberasing pictures of the groom were a good way to get a chuckle as well, I went to (Grooms parents) but all we could find is a picture of Mike naked on a sheep skin rug, with thoe little driblets leaking out of his mouth. I am sure all of us have a picture like that, however I thought this one might be a little embarrassing considering it was taken this Christmas. (if your groom is as big a guy as mine was this paints an especially funny picture in peoples heads)

(when you are building him up) (groom) was always the kind, generous, sophista --- phista---- (look at groom) sorry (groom) I can't read your writing.

Hope you can find one you like there. Good luck man, and make sure you score the brides maid!!!!