"There re 3 rings to a wedding. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering"
I told that at an Italian wedding with about 250 people in the crowd......some laughed, some stared and some looked very upset. Mostly the men laughed though.
Another one I heard was "There are 3 phrases every newlywed male needs to learn. 1) I am an idiot. 2) You are always correct 3) I worship the ground you walk on"
If you say it right (pauses between the 3 points, and with emphasis on IDIOT) you'll get a laugh every time.
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