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Originally Posted by Jayems
McBumpster.
My speech is still about 4 months away, but i have to start getting down to it, so i'm going to keep it here. Anyone who has some more good jokes, I'd appreciate it.
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A line I used....
Look at your watch and say
"Well I guess I should be finishing up... They say the best mans speech should be as long as the groom takes to make love. So I really should have been done 3 minutes ago."
I have done 3 speechs so far (I am only 24) and have a couple still saved here. If you PM me your email I could email them for you. THey have always gone over pretty good.