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Old 02-23-2007, 02:15 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by Jayems View Post
McBumpster.

My speech is still about 4 months away, but i have to start getting down to it, so i'm going to keep it here. Anyone who has some more good jokes, I'd appreciate it.
A line I used....

Look at your watch and say

"Well I guess I should be finishing up... They say the best mans speech should be as long as the groom takes to make love. So I really should have been done 3 minutes ago."

I have done 3 speechs so far (I am only 24) and have a couple still saved here. If you PM me your email I could email them for you. THey have always gone over pretty good.
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