[CaptainCrunch]

Spoiler!

As soon as they slap the label synthetic on it, publish a couple of articles on benefits real and imagined, put some wall street marketing firm on it, it'll be double the price of regular meat. T


hen a protest group will form decrying the exploitation of protein molecules because they have rights too. They'll start burning down factories and stealing vials and releasing them to the wild.



There will be a new group called the Synthoidgansatarians that will lecture you every time you meet for a meal or have them over for dinner, about how the whole world should go synth, until you imagine them with a side of mashed potatoes.
Meanwhile Pamela Anderson will form PETSM, the People for the Ethical treatment of synthetic protein, because even though its a synthetic substance, its based on meat and meat is murder man.