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Old 02-17-2021, 06:50 PM   #4446
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop View Post
Wait.... McAvi for the Selke Trophy? The Frank J. Selke Trophy?

Or is there another Selke Trophy? One awarded for sweatpants perhaps?
It's actually the Selkie Trophy.

For those who might not know, a selkie is a spirit in seal form that can shape-shift into a human. It can be captured by stealing its seal skin. Once captured, the selkie spends all its time pining to escape and return to the ocean.

The Selkie Trophy, of course, is awarded to the least useless player on the team that does the best imitation of the California Golden Seals. Extra points are awarded to a player who is visibly pining to escape.
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