02-16-2021, 12:45 AM
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#183
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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The Grudge
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flames you cowards, play your other goalie
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Marky in tonight. He’s requested he plays all games against the Canucks and didn’t acknowledge the “tribute”.
Guys a savage. Love it.
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Marky you can’t fight Petey wtf
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God mode Markstrom activated ... I just see it coming now
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Markstrom, for the most part, just gets beat on screens or very high danger chances. Must be nice.
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ManBearRat
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Holy #### Tkachuk is such a piece of #### he just keeps raising the rat bar.
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Wonder what Matt Tkachuk does tonight after the final buzzer..?..never a dull moment.
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How does Tkachuk dive and always get calls
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Not sure if Tkachuk loves throwing gloved punches or giving himself whiplash more.
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I don't care how much Flames fans suck him off, Tkachuk is a scumbag and I'm so glad he's not in our team.
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Why the #### are we letting Tkachuk use Edler as a punching bag
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Tkachuk:
Target the strong experienced stars who can defend themselves - N
Target smaller inexperienced players - Y
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Tkachuck is lucky he is in town to spend family day with the huge ass rats we have here.
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Can someone beat the piss out of Tkachuk? Please.
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okay then, but why is tkachuk barely called for his bull####?
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Tkachuk with the well practiced head snap. Lame
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one day tkachuk is going to lose all of his teeth when a puck hits him in the mouth and no one is going to feel sorry for him
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I'll call tonight a win if someone just runs over Tkachuk. That's all I need to be happy tonight.
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You’re a Mean One, Mr Gooch
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Oh lindholm blow it up your ####ing ass you ####ing gooch. You crosschecked a guy in the head.
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#### Lindholm, lil bitch.
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It's an accomplishment to be able to elbow a 6'7" guy
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Lindholm legit elbowed in the face at full speed. “That’s not an elbow”. #### off man
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Wow , lindholm has no integrity I guess
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#### off Lindholm. You hit Myers in the head and following through with your crosscheck in a position he couldn't defend himself. You should have gotten a major ya ####wit.
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Lindholm: It wasn’t elbowing!!!
It’s was just a cross check to the head!
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lindholm can #### off with his smugness.
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Toronto is No Good
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What’s worse, blowing a 5-1 lead against the senators or losing to a Zamboni driver
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Lol! Leafs just gave up 5 straight goals to the Sens to lose 6-5.
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Another reminder the leafs blew a 5-1 lead to the sens
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The Canucks may have given up a 2-0 lead to the Flames, but don’t let that distract you from the fact the Leafs gave up a 5-1 lead to the Sens and lost 6-5
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How does one simply blow a 5-1 lead to the Ottawa Senators
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Sens playing other Canadian teams: pls be gentle i is smol
Sens playing Toronto: don't #### with me.
HAHAHAHAHA
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whatever happens.....laffs blow 5-1 agaimst sens
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Lol @ Sens beating Laffs. Evening going great so far. Just need to beat the Lames.
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Hey at least we didn’t give up a 5-1 lead to Ottawa today
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Leafs meltdown means the world is starting to restore to it’s natural state
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Looch to the Rescue
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You the let the refrigerator with skates score on you?
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Lucic goal celly looks like a tuskan raider
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Lucic is the guy on the beer league team that is just way worse then everyone else but he's friends with a couple of the guys on the team so they can't kick him out
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Was that lucic the donkey there? Thanks
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Lucic has the turning radius of a Zamboni
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Jake couldn't get the puck out on the far boards
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Our slot defence was so good until that goal. Had four guys around the net all watching the puck while Lucic was wide open in the high slot. Someone's gotta look around
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Demko f***s up because of his dumb post crutch again
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JAKE WHAT THE ####\
MOVE! YOUR BODY! OR STICK! OR THE PUCK!
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nice job virtanen. lose a puck battle then lose track of the player you're supposed to be covering in the slot.
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Virtanen and Myers shouldn't be in the ice at the same time.
Thrice the puck went to Virt and either his position stopped the puck from going out or he failed to get the puck out himself. Prior to that faceoff Myers tried to rim the pucks out and it bounced back to him because it went of Jake.
So 1 puck clearing bounced off him. Second time the puck came to him he didn't bother battling to try to get it out and the last time he could have cleared and didn't.
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HOLY #### VIRTANEN, just ####ing standing around
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Literally dominant period up until Mangiapane has that chance and then cant get the puck for two minutes.
Shots were like 7-2 us and then this last two minutes we got owned lol
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Wouldn't be a typical Nucks game without some utterly dumb #### happening
haven’t had a goal denied by the post yet, but there’s still time
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Poor coverage but Demko has gotta have that
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That's okay its truly not Canucks fashion unless Lucic scores one of his 5 goals of the season on us.
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####ing blind passes to nobody just killing them.
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Second game in a row Virtanen just skates by the guy with the puck. This time it was in his own end, then proceeds to lose board battle, then goal. Classic Virtanen.
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Yes Jake was poor on the wall there, but why was there no support? Centre, D, and off side wing need to be in support there. WE are again watching the game. We are individuals. Terrible leaving a guy on an island like that.
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That was such a frustrating way to end a period oh my god. You could see it from a mile away. Myers stops skating. Jake is too dumb to realize that he needs to get the puck out and to top it off, beagle let’s the slowest man on the planet to get open in the slot.
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Zebulon Ties the Game
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Omg Horvat wtf was that. Clown show Captain
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The flames have pwned us this period unfortunately
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lindholm is ####ing grimy
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Brutal goal... talk about just giving one away
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Canucks are so lacklustre, this is a game they're finding a way to lose.
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All that momentum from 2-0 lead.
All gone.
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hey Canucks, there’s 3 periods in a hockey game to play, not 1
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It's still so worrying to see how disorganized parts of the Canucks are that is heavily coached
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I ####ing hate the lames!
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####ing Brutal. I love Bo as much as the next guy but JFC
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Oof Horvat that was brutal. Demko has to save that though.
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Dube assisted by Schmidt
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Nate ##### does it again. f*** this guy
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And now back to your regular scheduled programming..
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Schmidt wants Luke Hughes
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I MEAN COME ON WHAT THE #### DUDE
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I really really really really dislike the Calgary Flames. Everything about them. Just awful.
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Just how long was Schmidt in the ice there? Brain dead play on a long ass shift.
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That whole shift was set up by a hustle play by Virtanen to get to a puck he should never have retrieved. Nobody mentions it.
.... and Calgary scores. Gross.
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LOL, what was Schmidt thinking?
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Dumbest f***ing play I've seen in decades.
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I think you have to look at trading Schmidt by the deadline. Just not looking like a very good fit here.
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Do we enjoy getting embarrassed.. I swear it seems like it.
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Johnny ends it quickly
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My god. This f***ing team.
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Holy #### Gaudreau is such a cherrypicker
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Seriously though, f*** this team
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Demko half way down and can't get over in time jfc....
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They do love to break our hearts
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Lmaooooo piss baby gaudreau
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The 3-Pt’er
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I wish McDavid drew calls like Matthew Tkachuk
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You need to be a rat bastard with a fat dad to get calls in this league.
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Milan Lolcic is a cockroach. Does this mean we get the 3rd back? f*** the league
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Dirty Lindholm doing his regular crap tonight. Edler on his way down against the boards and then Lindholm crosschecks him in the head
Now that rat Mangiapne gives a Canucks a cross check to start a little tussle
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Of course it goes to overtime.
What a horrible f***ing night.
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Of course Flames/Canucks going into OT. f*** them both.
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Cherry picking Hobbit wins it
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What a gross night of hockey.
Except Toronto blowing a 5-1 lead to the Sens
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