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The Shiny New Toy

Happy PLDay, boyos and girlies.

ITS PLD DAY! WE MADE IT!

If PLD doesn't get 8 points tonight, this trade will have been a disaster.

Too pumped for Dubois' debut.... Love that he is wearing my old hockey number 13!! Here’s hoping he gets a lot more goals with that jersey number than I did (my playing style was closer to Brandon Tanev, (skate fast, hit anything that moves, and good defensively) though obviously no where near NHL talent)

I will accept nothing less than a hat trick and/or 5 total points from the one they call PLD. One fleur-de-lis for each goal.

As long as PLD doesn't get benched halfway though the second period, we won this trade forever.

Am I doing this right?

Seriously... I'm just happy to finally see the new direction of the team.. I'll be ok even if things don't go our way tonight. Half of the new line combos are feeling it out, could be a little disjointed

Torts is a dick but he's a consistent dick and it makes sense that the attitude that led Laine to demand a trade from Winnipeg would get him benched in Columbus. Torts talks about protecting the team culture and the standard of excellence and that's absolutely his job regardless what you think of his methods. Laine could easily have been benched often in Winnipeg and there were times I wished he was because he was such a liability ("You gotta move, kid!").

Jets win 7-2, PLD makes his entrance by dropping from the rafters, cracks a chair over Tkachuk's caveman dome sending his mouthguard flying, then feeds Connor 3 apples.

The Richard III Preview

Slouch’d and issuing forth from Calgary’s swollen maw, they wait:
The flaming wankers of our discontent
Imbued with roster’d trinkets as the sons-of-Treliving;
Prior games, all the Flames that lower'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the several losses buried.

While Jets’ players pool is now replete with a fresh aquisition;
PLD’s arms raised up for monuments;
The trade’s stern alarms shall change to merry celebration,
The dreadful waiting to delightful measure.

Grim-visaged wars hath smooth'd the Jets’ wrinkled front;
And again we reflect back on Fire-dousing deeds,
To fright the souls of those distant Flames,
And our forwards caper nimbly, in the Saddledome’s chambers
To the lascivious cacophony of a clanking crossbar tune.

But we, that are not shaped for Cinderella’d tricks,
The Jetsfolk clan are but rudely stamp'd,
Aye, and yet seek a 4th game majesty,
To set before a wanton, ambling Beyak.

What Other Teams?

Do you guys remember the good old days of the NHL, when we didn't play the Calgary Flames every single game?

Fack stop talking about the facking flames!

That stupid red light behind the Calgary net is pissing me off

Markstrom gives the Flames a chance to win every night. The nucks made a huge mistake letting him go

Put out the fLames, that is all

A 9pm CST Start

Game starts at 11 for me. These late night games living in Halifax is not good for my sleep, throw in a newborn and 3 other kids and I'm a walking dumpster fire. but I'm STOKED to watch PLD tonight, and plan to go in late tomorrow. The PLD highlight video I watched today had him scoring 3 goals on Calgary. Coincidence? I think not

At least it's not 11:30 newfoundland time

I still shake my head at that one (I grew up in Charlottetown)

I feel for you and your sleep.

OTOH, one more bairn and you can field a full Jerts PP/EN lineup, especially if they’re prepared to play with a little grit.

I am REALLY stoked for this game...no chance I’ll be able to stay awake for it but stoked all the same

I’m looking for a Mr. Gary

I guess the Flames have a guy named Cal Gary according to the ref

"cal-gary" one of my biggest pet peeves and i don't konw why

Good guy, that Cal Gary

Rink Rust

Holy #### a 4 day break makes turns this team into an AHL team. Good lord.

4 day break. Pack of wolves coming

Our 5 man PK looks great

Lets get this 1st period out of the way, been a few brain farts

PLD probably watching our D zone wondering if Scheifele and Wheeler would ever even make it past the first period playing for Torts

Wheeler saves a goal after making a putridly awful breakout clearing that caused all the issues to begin with.

Wow we are getting hammered in the face off circle

LOL at that sequence between Gaudreau and Booboo. Booboo isn't really a skater but...he tried, I guess.

Poor Dubois, looks so lost out there...

PLD needs to shake off some rust, so 2nd period then

Well we made it out out if that period. Regroup, get fired up. Let's go!

Appetizer Bread

What in the actual f*** is booboo doing tonight. Hes brain dead

Stanley u have to play him harder then that

That was on Flat Stanley

Put mangia pane into google translate
Bread muncher on burning cartoon letter team
Playing in a ####ing horse tack building

Forbort scratching himself off in the corner.

Mag just proved why having size in front can be irrelevant. Stanley never really got set after the initial entry.

Have we touched the puck yet?

Predictably slow start after an extended break.

It's a bad game and not a bad game. Schroedinger’s hockey game, where the Jets are getting a bit shelled and also shelling Calgary on some shifts. Weird one! Calgary probably has the slot chance edge so far but it’s not like WPG isn’t creating at all. Just all feels a bit stiff and sloppy. D passing needs to improve.

These lines aren't meshing too well. It hasn't cost us yet, but our offense looks really flat.

Remember when we could hold a lead for more than 10 mins? This Jet fan remembers. Lol

The New Lord Byron

C’mon boys I didn’t stay up this late to watch us lose

Of course the puck bounces like that...

Coughing up some puck, there..

Wheeler for the Selke

Chooch....The Hunchback of Calgary Flames

Jets sure know how to lose momentum...

Follow the bouncing puck there

Well, we knew that was coming. It's like as soon as one player fails they all fail.

BooBoo living up to his name. Just losing the puck continuously.

Ffs! Should not be behind right now.

Flames brought all the horseshoes

Two bad bounces - but we can’t break out of our zone at all

What the hell is going on here?

Walk with Elias

Geez.. Calgary have gotten away with a bunch of crap and now an unlucky high stick against the Jets.. ugh.

Well it wouldnt’ve been a high stick if Gaudreau wasn’t so damn short

KFC not really feeling it tonight apparently

HOW TF DOES THAT EVEN GO IN JESUS CHRIST

They had it coming stupid birds

Why are we playing prevent defense lol?

Man... Connor has been insanely bad on the wing side in our dzone this game... just like having nobody there

f*** these refs. Seriously

Horse#### refs can go f*** themselves.

You just knew it was gonna happen...

And there's the game.

But #BeauKnows.

Bennett you ####ing bust of a 1st rounder #### off. How was that not a penalty. But the ####ing gnome "jOhNnY hOcKeY" sells a high stick for the win.

#### I hate the Flames

This game is an example of why I hate the flames. When the whistle are put away they just do so much dirty #### and then selljobs/embellishment on anything that comes their way

silver lining...after 4 games in a row vs calgary we suffered zero injuries. #### tkachuk..

I’ve seen this episode before.Jets get Penalty with 2 Minutes left in the 3rd period of a tie game. Flames win. Brutal.

Wheelers done nothing the whole game but let’s play him with the extra man!

He was the worst player on the ice by far tonight IMO. Hoping Morrissey gets a good partner soon, as in next game.

Beaulieu for #### sake I don't care that they put the whistle away you clearly smacked Gaudreau in the face. He needs to sit, bring in Heinola for a game.

Helleys complete inability to stop deflections bites us. Markstrom was the difference and a dumb penalty

Morrissey was trash and I never want to see Nathan Beaulieu again. Jfc that was bad.

Stinks to lose to Johnny Floppy

Way to go Beaulieu! You cost us the game! If I was Maurice I would send you to the pressbox and put in Poolman when he returns.

Release the Hobbit

NHL refs still self isolating from their brains apparently. How have there been no calls the last half of this game?

I’d make sure Johnny Hobbit had no teeth left if I was giving him one in the kisser. That head snap back is such weak ass bull####.

Yeah sucks to say it but Phlegms regulation win was best for Oilers

Beaulieau is an idiot. Not sure what he was doing there.

Looks like their win over Edmonton is going to spark team horseshoes up their asses into one of their Cinderella winning streaks unless Vancouver can do us a favor.

That f***in stick never touched Johnny Crybaby. f***in POS faker.