So its late in the game up by one, I'm a player looking at that empty net, maybe I'll get a chance to get a point or a goal so the coach will know I'm alive even though I'm not named Connor or Leon. I see Coach Tippet looking in my direction I start standing up, a quiver of excitement goes through my legs. I hear the call "Draisaitl, McDavid get out there and get your points, everyone else, cheer em on.
"F that guy" I say to myself "I'm pooping in his luggage when he's not looking". I quickly pull out my cellphone and bring up my skip the dishes app. Taco Time delivers.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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