Some of the lines from Resident Alien just kill me
Asta Twelvetrees: Do you ever meditate?
Harry Vanderspeigle: [to himself] By "meditate", do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill?
[out loud]
Harry Vanderspeigle: Yes. I like it very much.
Harry Vanderspeigle: This kid is a menace. He just won't give up. Where was that effort from the humans when we were helping them build Stonehenge? A bunch of idiots just sitting around drinking mead, making us do all the work. Lazy druids.
Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] All beings in the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It's not. It's almond milk. Even the gray aliens won't touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. Life doesn't ever go as planned.