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I heard Tkachuk drinks light beer through a straw.

I think the coach of the Flames will want the players to be calm but I don't think they will be. Tkachuk will be very involved I'm sure and I won't be surprised if he targets Draisaitl or McDavid and will possibly get away with it. We simply need to hit him back hard and clean in response instead of taking retaliation penalties. That may be the key to winning. Stop Tkachuk, stop the Flames. Clan McDavid better be ready for battle tonight!

Did Tkachuk have his mom cut his hair?

I heard that he uses a sippy cup once he runs out of straws

And so the Tkachuk friendship tour continues

I hope Tkachuk someday chokes on his mouthguard because he was to excited about pretending its a piece of gum

All I know is that Tkachuk will try his best to injure Koskinen

All I know is Tkachuk will try to injure someone.

Tkachuk will always be a ####ing weasel #####

Just wanna see someone drop Tkachuk

There is no question in my mind that Ratboy and Backlund will target McDavid or Draisatl and Rinaldo (if the loser is playing) will run around like the ####### he is trying to start ####. Lucic will glare a lot. The hillbillies will be in a foul mood tonight but their brain dead fans won’t be there to egg them on.

Yup, if they target McDrai, then run Gaudreau and Kneeordano. Kneeordano still having all of his teeth after what he did to Connor while Kass was on the ice is inexcusable.

Calgary’s broadcast team is so ####ing proud of how annoying their players are.

Tkachuk is being a pest for the sake of it. He goes after literally anyone near him. Oilers need some energy or something cause he’s just getting away with everything so far.

Vancouver is No Good

Big game tonight. VAN in full melt-down and a win over CGY tonight creates some real separation between the top 4 and bottom 3. Playing a season under COVID protocols completely sucks the fun out of the season and it's not hard to imagine teams waving the white flag and wanting to get the season over if they fall behind. Win and the next 2 games against OTT can put us in a very good spot.

No matter what happens tonight, just remember it could always be worse.

We could be the Canucks.

Southern Hillbilly Trash Talk

If the Oilers don't show up and lose tomorrow, I can see the hordes of Hillbillies marching out of CP caves onto this board to utter single syllable insults.

I'm gonna need an example of a single syllable insult...

"Ughhhhhhh!" "Ghuuuuuuu! "Reeeeeee!"

Ghosts of Talbot

f*** off Koskinen

Cam Talbot is that you?

yep, got a bad feeling about this one. Koskinen HAS TO save that one.

lmao well thats a nice deflating start...Talbot style.

First f***ing minute
Every time against the Flames

..........what the hell......im still making a sandwich n were down already

That was a nothing play. Talbot-esque.

Koskinen is definitely going to be the 2nd best goaltender on the ice tonight. Team is going to have to play extremely well.

Someone tell the Oilers we’re not playing Ottawa

Koskinen’s gotta be better. Or we need to pull him. He has no puck control! He’s a rebound machine..

koski not good enough at all

Give me a save koskinen!!!

Crimes against Humanity

Just shows how crappy Giordano and Tanev really are. They can’t catch McDavid so they try to trip him. #### calgary. Garbage organization.

Are you ####ing kidding me Markstrom just ####ing whacked McDavid in the head

Kneeordano

Giordano is like Steven Seagal. Above the law.

Kneeordano f*** off

Anybody else see that dude just punch nuge in the face

“Mark Giordano who takes him out”
#### CASSIE CAMPBELL

McDavid just got hit from behind. f*** these guys.

That might be the worst call I’ve ever seen by an NHL ref, also they did the exact same dirty #### that injured him. Time for kassian to activate.

Maybe it’s been so long since I’ve watched the Ducks, but for me the Flames are the new Ducks. What a bunch of dirtbags.

how tf is that not a boarding on lindholm?

Let's just lay on the ####ING GOALIE

Shocking, Tkakuch trying to hit our guys high with his stick on a drive by
What a piece of ####.

Backlund and Lindholm are such dickwads
f***ing hate those two twats

Man I want somebody to just crush Lindholm. Sneaky dirty guy

Once again the lames getting away with penalty calls steady. Hold,hook interference you name it. Friggen stripes

They let lindholm cross check guys all day

Somebody give him one in the mouth

Should have cross checked londholm hard on the back there when he wqs down

Flames can do anything now without a call!

Hot Potato

Oilers couldn't complete a pass back to the blue line if their lives depended on it this period.

Are they playing with a painted tennis ball tonight? Bouncing all over the place.

This defence is ####ing trash man. Defensive unit should be absolutely ashamed of how bad they are this season. How many ####ing odd man rushes are you gonna give? Might as well play with 5 forwards on the ice since defence is non-existent.

Being out shot 22-9 since the first period lmao.

Looch ties the game

Did he #### himself after he scored? What was with that face

Stone hands Looch.. big oof

Not ####ing Lucic

Dominant O-Zone shift and then that. Wow. I hate to blame Kosk but sheesh we need a save

You had to f***ing know that was coming at some point this game....

Typical oilers. Rock star first period and come out with this crap.

You let Lucic score on us. You are forever dead to me Koskinen.

Lucic scores
Signs of the apocalypse

f***ing LUCIC ??????

The Oilers really got outbattled that period. When Lucic is killing you, you're getting beat by effort.
This is Koskinen's level. If the Oilers can just figure out how to play structured through the neutral zone, Koskinen is fine and consistent enough to be a winning goalie. But as the Oilers are, they just give up too much, Koskinen has to make so many tough saves, it just catches up to him.

Backs surges ahead

Bro i was gone for 5 mins how are we ####ing losing

Koskinen controls rebounds with the finesse and grace you'd expect from a trampoline.

Nurse needs benching.
Lucic has 2 points.

Lucic with 2 points is just amazing! He’s also at 5 points in 11 games… more than about 75% of our roster… he’d actually be 7th in points only behind Connor, Drai, RNH, Nurse, Barrie and Yam

You just have to laugh

Talk about finding ways to lose a game LOL

Man that's like ####ing peewee hockey.. if your dmen rush up constantly someone needs to come back. McDavid being the only defender in that rush is a ####ing joke

2-1 going into 2nd period and within 10 mins we’re losing 3-2. Unacceptable. Markstrom the difference maker right now.

Give up two goals in two minutes...again.

Lucic has two points in this game ....

....

Flames are 8-0 vs edm when backlund scores. Let’s break that streak!

They better wake TF up in the 3rd. Holy.

DEAD TO ME.

Koskinen stinking the place up. Joke.

Make a save you dope. Jesus

We can’t win with this f***ing loser in net

Are you kidding me? Make a f***ing save Koskinen... Control the damn rebound.

3 goals on 8 shots f*** off.

Koskinen, Smith and Skinner are the goaltending options. Yeah this team is f***ed

I love not having a backup goalie to come in when the other one can’t stop a f***ing beach ball.

I’m sure glad we upgraded our goaltending over the summer.

Alright get koskinen out of there and put in...oh wait..we have no one else

Dube Dube Doo

Well its a sad day when I look forward to Mike Smith in net

We suck again, oh no

Mikko “Talbot” KOSKINEN

Russell is absolutely garbage tonight

Nuge is wayyyyy too passive. He might as well not have even been on the ice there.

Right through him. f*** off Koskinen

Trash can goalie can't make a save again.

I swear, Dube becomes one of the leagues all time greats against us.

That is FOUR f***ing soft goals by Koskinen.

Like get the f*** out of here man.

Sub 40th in the league for save percentage.

Get a god damn goalie. f***ing embarrassment. Every goal tonight

LOL Jesus christ

Koskinen just stopped playing

The oilers beat the senators and started patting themselves on the back like it was a big accomplishment. Then tonight they go out their and #### their pants on primetime tv against a rival because that’s just what this team does.

Johnny on the Spot

Yeah that’s likely the game.

Cherry picker scores

Shooting ourselves in the foot there. Good he got the goal, but JP has to know better.

Stupid pass by Barrie, but it would be nice if Koskinen could make one save, his glove is still trash. Everyone knows where to shoot on him

Play starts with Johnny slashing Barrie.

Play some f***ing defense. What the f*** are Barrie and Nurse doing. Train wreck.

Just completely unraveling

Eww. I’m gonna do that Dr. Strange thing and reverse time to the beginning of the game again. Try again Oilers it’s 0-0 again.

Goaltending?? How about stopping the dumb ass odd man breaks the oilers are gifting

That gaudreauuuuuuu was freaking annoying jeez

Of course kosk picks the first Calgary game to have his worst game of the season.

Barrie can bring you some extra offense, but he's not the guy you want out there when the game is on the line.

That low percentage pass was the reason they gave up that goal.

Story of the game: Markstrom in the first period. Koskinen eats a dick in the second period. Weak penalty call on Jesse and PP goal goes through Koskinen in the third. Ball game.

Can’t believe we let the Flames get Markstrom. #### Chiarelli for strapping us with Koskinen. And #### Bobby nicks.

The Benny Icing on Top

Why do we always collapse in the third period ?

Why did Kahun skate 5 feet behind Bennet the whole way in? He wasn't even trying to catch up.

This is about as oilers as it gets.

This loss is mainly on Koskinen. Just knew he was gonna fall on his ass after that good start.

We need a better goalie. Koskinen makes ten bell save but we'll let 3 in from the circle. He's not a gamer. He makes unreal saves but never makes a save when we need it. I don't care if we use our 1st... broberg... Jones whatever we have to do we need a f*#king goalie. I'm sick of it.

Hahahhha there it isss

All their scrubs scoring

Another ****ing goal.

That looked offside, but don’t think it was.

Horrible coverage by Russell.

Kahun with a leisurely stroll watching Bennett score

EVERY mistake ends up in our net. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

That was all that was missing. Make sulky Sam Bennett look like a hero. Where the f*** is the f***ING defense.

Koskinen opening the pads just enough to increase his plug value.

Through the five-hole. By Bennett, of course.

How are you NHL goalie and let Bennet score on you?

Larsson has made more saves than Koskinen

#### the Flames
#### Tkachuk
#### the refs

Good night.