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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Can someone help recommend some other self torture I can do at home while I watch the game?
When I torture myself, I like to double it up, or triple, or quadruple.
I was thinking of bashing my balls with a hammer. Maybe wearing a cilice. Any other ideas?
Note: must be as painful as watching flames play or worse. So no wimpy torture please.
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Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? Ibought one o’ them linoleum knives the other day, youknow?
Willie: With the double edge?
Frankie: Right.
Willie: Yeah?
Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spreadmy toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forthand back and forth, you know?
Willie: Mm hmm.
Frankie: And I take a little thing o’ Tobascosauce, you know?
Willie: Yeah.
Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk abouta hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.
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