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The Goon Squad

I really don't want to play against this team full of complete dumbasses who injure other teams' players like there is no tomorrow.

This will be an exciting mini-series, hope that we manage to escape these games uninjured.

Just as long as the Jets escape without significant injury to any major players a rumble series will be very entertaining.

Scary stretch of games here... hoping for the best

For me it's literally from a 'Hope Chucky doesn't injure our guys like a reckless dumbass in this next 3 games' perspective... confident we will do well as a team.

Tkachuk is so dirty.

Well if Tkachuk wasn’t such a knee-throwing dink…

If Jets are healthy, then they take Calgary’s spot in the playoffs.

I wouldnt be surprised if Calgary tries to injure our star players.

Lowry or Bo are gonna have to put someone in their place.

This Calgary stretch better not physically destroy our team and they better play clean.

God, 5 games against a Ka chook

Dirty player, always carries out his check with a leg first. He likes to injure - dirty b@$t%rd

I hope someone flips a puck and hits Kachook and loses his mind at the end of the game.

What a bunch of scum bags.

I hope someone runs Dube hard

Dube is dirty and takes bad penalties for the Flames

Someone needs to tune up Dube.................it's true

Elbow straight to the face.

This is what happens when you don't suspend players that should be suspended.

Tkachuk even shoots like a goof

Legendary Keanu Energy

To all the HFJets people out there:

Jets, kick the snot outta Kachook and The fLames!!!!

I saw Keanu in Hamlet for a dress rehearsal.
After the show, I made my way to take a leak, then out a side door and ran in Keanu outside. We started casually chatting about music as I asked him what was up with his Dogstar project as I also play.
We probably talked for 5 minutes, in that time we were surrounded by probably 20 girls wearing almost nothing and it was around -30.
He looked at the girls and said, "Why aren't you girls wearing proper winter clothing, it's like -30. We're dressed properly for the weather, this is Canada." (Paraphrasing) and gave a head shake.
To note, he was decked out in like a red Arctic goose down parka, and I was rocking a thick green mil surplus winter parka.

He didn't skip a beat and went on chatting music with me.

If looks could kill, I'd be dead by groupie death glare a million times over.

With that, we need groupie death glare level of hate for those Bic Lighters we are playing tonight.
C'mon boys, time to destroy!

Straight up Keanu seems like a pretty great guy for a successful Hollywood star. When I was digging around for stuff I read that he gave 80 million of his 114 million for the two Matrix sequels to the crew (special-effects & costume-design team). That's kind of crazy.

Plus he turned down 11 million for the Speed 2 sequel and instead toured with his band and did Hamlet in Winnipeg. Cap that off with being spotted giving up his seat on public transit to an elderly lady and the guy is a frigg'n saint.

back in the day, an old classmate somehow convinced him to come to her house for a 2 hour interview she used to build up her portfolio (seriously. no inuendo here, please). so yeah, he went to her Garden City house and gave a 2 hour interview. she went on to be a celebrity trainer in the US.

Keanu made quite a number of friends in Winnipeg during the mid 90's.

He was a regular at the old Shark Club / Liberty Grill & befriended many of the staff & their regulars while staying at the Fairmount across the street. He's been back in the city a few times & still interacts with them.

This ones for you Tkachuk...

Equally Sucky Calls

Flame defender with the rare double trip, no penalty play.

That was not a great call but we'll take it. At least the refs are sucking symmetrically

Only took 15 trips to get the damn call.... good eyes ref.... good eyes :eyeroll:

Ref felt bad for getting in his way. That is super soft lol. Take it again tho.

Ref giving Ehlers a make-up call for getting in his way along the boards

Yikes horrible call but i will take it SCOREEE NOW

Smellybuyck

That was a pathetic sequence

We need good Helley tonight. Not the mediocre one. Go ahead and fight me.

Normally those go in because the goalie doesn’t bother to get in front of the puck, but like, that went right through him

WTF Helleboi

Nightmares of Pavelic

WHAT WAS THAT???

Was that Pavelec I saw?!

Oh no. That was far beyond Hellebuyck. That was Toskala

Smellybuck!

The ghosts of Pavelec..

Are you f***ing kidding me? Wtf Smellebuyck

6 seconds of play........30 years of infamy

Fack

Thats one of the worst goals I've ever seen, bouncing puck and all

Fkn joke. Guess we’ll see if the jets can win this for their mvp

Man, Helle winning the Vezina last season really got into his head.

Oh my freaking god.

I don’t care how it goes in... if I’m coaching and you let that #### in... your ass is on the bench for the rest of the night.

Lucky goal and the Jets come out flat for the second

Kelly Hrudey rightly ####ting all over hellebuyck for his weak start to the year.

Really Tilted Ice

Do the Jets have a shot on this period?

Are the Flames normally this good defensively? We are getting nothing going whatsoever.

Is it just me or are we currently incapable of completing a pass?

Calgary has a more effective forecheck tha the Jets. They look like a pack of wolves this period

Commence butt clench

Seriously you have DeMelo whiffing on every single pass and pinching at his own blue line even though he hasn’t made a defensive play all game, and Wheeler who has basically given up even trying in his own zone.
These players should absolutely, under no circumstances, be on the ice at the same time. It’s basically a 5 on 3

More puck handling problems.....Helly with bigtime save

What a fire drill.

The latest gossip: Markstrom loves muffins. We should stop feeding him so many

Are they trying to lose lol

Beau lieu fell down 5 times that shift. The training wheels can’t withstand all that pressure.

Johnny Hockey to save the day

People just skate by Wheels, these days..

Gaudreau just streaks in unimpeded. Wheeler gliding.

Guess who was coasting back to Gaudreau.

Wheelers man again..

26 drifting back slooowwwly. Leaves Johny G open

And that's why spotting the opponent with a free dump in goal is a bad idea.

Holy hell.
Its so sad seeing Hellybuck doing everything for the team, but the defense just isnt there. And insanely bad luck with bounces.
What a deflating way to lose a lead

Get Ahead, Eat Bread

My butt hurts.

My gawd we are just f***ing atrocious defensively

We are absolutely a #### team. Wow just trash.

As if we couldn't see that coming.......awful

Did the entire team just collectively go braindead for the past 5 minutes?

Saw that coming a mile away.

Any line Wheeler is on seems to be really bad in their own zone.

Are we allowed to discuss what Wheeler was doing on that play?

How do you spell brutal? J E T S

What the #### is defense

It was just a matter of time. Our team only wins games through sheer talent and goaltending. We completely lack good systems and puck support that is necessary to be a good team

Thats two goals in a row where wheeler is just coasting around leaving his assignment, and 2 last game, and 2 before that. ####ing seriously?

Oh thank god Wheeler got off the nice, no Wheeler in the last 30s please

Questionable Shootout

Flames definitely upgraded their net minding

Fack Fefe so slow WTF!!!!!

Wheeler is so f***ing disappointing

Wheeler had hi. But couldn't get it up.

The hell was that Wheeler lol

Gaud' night 'reau...

I'm sure PLD is going to be so happy to be a part of this dumpster fire of a team.

Even if we had defense, no one actually wants to play it unless their name is Copp and Lowry.

We're pretty dog#### and this year will be eye opening how bad we actually are.

Only need one period of good play, right? Ffs

Sweet move Johnny. Yikes

The Dreaded 3-pt’er

Cgy has done ZILCH tonight. Like nothing. Tanev gets the fluke and now hobbit with a ta in

Linesman acting as a Lames D-man

I have a feeling teams will start getting bored of playing the same teams over n over.

Im glad we dont play the leafs again for a bit.

This CGY vs Jets will drag on for a bit and im sure VAN and MTL fans have seen enough of each other already

f*** Jets get your #### together

FFS.

Three point game coming up.

f***in Jets can be pretty useless

So Hellesuck gives a three point game because he cant save a puck shot from centre ice.

WTF is Connor "hell with a puck" doing

I'm not gonna lie. I'm still pretty envious Markstrom signed there.

If Calgary still had the Talbot/ Rittich tandem I bet they'd have two wins on the year.

Hellebuyck gifted that game with that Toskala impersonation

Hate the shootout so much.

Give me 5 min 4v4 followed by continuous 3v3 until someone scores.