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Zebra Hunt

Missing a ####ing call there is just not acceptable, what a ####ing joke of a league. Refs of course will face no discipline. Also, #### GARY GALLEY with every ounce of my being.

This is absolute ####ing bull####. We can’t breathe on them without getting a penalty. They try to behead our guys and nothing

My god what the f*** is wrong with this refereeing in the NHL HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY

Backlund was headbutting all night - dirty AF. #### the flames

Ketchup sits on Drouin's face No penalty of course..

I feel like I’m on crazy pills. How is that not a suspension worthy hit let alone not a penalty

Hahahaha Weber with roughing. What the f*** was that hit? Perfectly clean? f*** you.

So Dubé takes KK's head off and Weber gets the penalty. Nice.

So... we get 2 for players who are out for concussions and there's been no discipline on either hits...? This league is a joke. I'm really, really salty...
Edit: KK is okay.

It's just good to know that you're allowed to leave your feet and hit people in the head now. Glad that's a rule change. Expand roster sizes to 150 because people are going to get hurt a lot with that new rule.

WTF are the guys at CBC talking about?!? BiG sOliD HIt! Are they ####ing blind or just dumb?

Wtf is this sportsnet guy saying? First its a high hit then says its a great hit.

Thumbs up if you want to see Weber fire a puck at Dube and than just start chuckin fists at him right away ..

Tomorrow's headline:

Department of player safety fine Habs for headshot on Kotkaniemi.

Weber Clapper for World Peace

Simply put, no. Really, the idea of a world without Shea Weber doesn't even make sense. Think about it... what else would fill the slap shot taking void? Who else provides such versatile flavor? Shea Weber has always been the most beautiful thing on this entire planet. Shea Weber will always be the most tasty thing in the universe.

Sure, Shea Weber alone is questionably tasty. But Shea Weber doesn't work alone, Shea Weber amplifies other lesser Defencemen. Even those who claim they don't like Shea Weber are just fooling themselves. Remember Jeff Petry? Well, pretty much everything Jeff Petry did is contaminated with Shea Weber, and Shea Weber has brought their defensive greatness.

Claude Julien thinks he can make Canadiens great again. No, he alone cannot. But Shea Weber can. We should not build a wall. We should build a goddamn Shea Weber waterfall. Niagara Falls? How about Shea Weber Falls? This is the only way to make Shea Weber great again, scientifically proven in exactly 0 controlled trials, in eπi +1 peer reviewed journals. Why would this make the Canadiens great again? Imagine if you could take any boring Defensive plays and slather it in Shea Wbeer just by putting it outside. That's right, we're going to make Shea Weber rain.

The whole world would be spiced up a notch. Bland D corps would be watchable again. Decent D corps would be mindblowing. Productivity would skyrocket a whopping 10,000% with all the newfound enthusiasm for life. South Korea and North Korea would be friends again. Israelis and Palestinians would stop killing each other. Instead, they would all revel in their love of Shea Weber. Long story short, Shea Weber not only binds this world together, but is the solution for all of this world's problems.
Take more slap shots, my friend.

what a bullet shot from Weber. ####

again the Weber powerplay strat yawn

Valimaki did not score for you this time weber ahah

The look on valimakis face after blocking that shot LMAO

At least you didnt score in your own net this time kid

If I was a Flames fan I would be pretty happy right now. Their team has balls.

Ballsy Wager

The Gambler's deed is done. 120000$ HFBucks on Habs... in regulation.

Won't be shocked if this is our first regulation loss.

I expect Calgary to fire on all cylinders tonight.

They will have a goalie who isn't terrible and will have more confidence. First regulation loss tonight wouldn't surprise me.

Mainly because you gotta lose at some point.

I feel a loss coming....

Why are people talking about losses? This team is going 54-0-2

Probably get shutout, too.

Maybe a defeatist attitude, but it's gotta happen at some point

Force Field, Activate

I see Calgary is implementing our strategy of missing the net

####ing post is dented

Good Lord We can’t hit a bull in the ass with a baseball bat !

Danault... oh my god! 3-on-1 and you decide to be the one to shoot wide of the net?!?!? Dude.

Are we the only team team in the league with goalies under 6'4?

Jesus Christ were snakebitten this game. f***

I dare anyone to tell me with a straight face that this offensive blackhole is worth 5M+ a year lmao, he could gtfo tomorrow for all I care.

We cant score!?!?!

Pass the perimeter boys, pass the perimeter. It'll make them think twice when we miss the net.

Tatar's miss is the dagger I'm afraid…

Can we hit a f***ing corner ffs

Has Tartar hit the net yet tonight?

i should go to the flames board to see if they are also raging about missed shots

Friendship Tour of 2021

Matthew Tkachuk makes nachos using a microwave

Matthew Tkachuk is rooting for the hedge funds

Matthew Tkachuk uses light mode on everything

Matthew Tkachuk doesn't flush after ####ting.

matthew tkacuk doesnt upvote the gameday thread so people cant find it

Can someone already take Tkachuk out of the game

Someone needs to run that ####head.

I hope Tkachuk gets his ass whooped by daddy Webs tonight

Matthew Tkachuk is the type of bloke who does 80 on the overtaking lane when the speed limit is 100

Johnny on the Spot

Cant let Gaudreau open like that lmao... Saw his snipe against the leafs the other day, his shot absolutely lethal

Ya don't want to leave Gaudreau open like that...

that was exceptional defensive coverage there

Ugh that wasn't good.

Good job Weber taking yourself completely out of position while Chiarot was also completely out of position and not giving a single f***

f***ing Flames. f*** them.

What a ####ty bounce. Unlucky, we will get one back quick.

Galley-ho!

I BLAME GARY ####ING GALLEY. HE IS THE REASON WHY WE SUCKED LAST YEAR. COINCIDENCE WE GET SHUT OUT IN THE ONLY GAME HE COMMENTATES THIS YEAR? ABSOLUTELY NOT. #### GARY GALLEY AND #### NEON JACKET GUY

Omg Galley got happy when that went in.
This is so ####ing biased.
#### this ####.

Puck is behind the net you dumb bastard
Galley Of course he’s deep in the net

I keep the volume off during hockey broadcasts so I don’t have to consume such pearls of wisdom. Thanks

https://twitter.com/user/status/1355677565969690627

Missing a ####ing call there is just not acceptable, what a ####ing joke of a league. Refs of course will face no discipline. Also, #### GARY GALLEY with every ounce of my being.

Galley the piece of ####, get these old boys out of the medi

Greasy Gally mode activated

Gary Galley has to be the dumbest mother ####er on tv

Galley likes to refer to Toffoli as Ryder. He did it again.

Keeps calling him Ryder LMAO.

keeps calling a Toffoli Ryder. Someone needs to slap him upside the head.

Gary galley too stupid to forget Ryder. What a moron

Some things never change

I honestly don’t get Kulak. Is he a robot who malfunctions every now and then? How can someone not look out of place one night then look like the worst player in the league

Kulak sucks again

If Byron had hands he’d be a 50 goal scorer lol

Byron at $3.5 mil per for next 3
Years is expensive for 4th liner.

Byron second scoring chance again into his f***ing crest. Gotta shoot high on him

Kulak should have kept his yap shut in his pre game presser where he surmised he was better than a 3rd pairing dman

Bush League Production

If the tv crew couldnget it together that would be swell
I dont need a 15 second closeup on romanovs name plate when the bloody game is happening

THANK ####ING GOD MCDAVID SCORED SO I DONT HAVE TO HEAR THEM JERKING OFF MATTHEWS AND NYLANDER

They should change it to, Hockey night in Canada *Except Montreal, f*** these guys.

Anderson probably aggravated the already hidden injury hes been nursing

What a f***ing drag

TSN literally sucking Calgary off all night.

We were joking about having a meltdown before but now I kinda am. The refs, the injuries, Gary F’n Gally....we were due a rough game I guess.

Fragile Shiny New Toy

Anderson done for the night! f***!!

Well, now I'm worried.

Not really about this game, but Anderson's injury.

With Anderson out and Armia our right wing next game would look like that

Gallagher
Perry
Lekhonen
Frolik

Thats.... oof

Rough night for Anderson’s

Oh.. so that’s what it feels like?

#### Markstrom standing on his head

####. I forgot how good Markstrom is. Vancouver is so stupid.

Remember when the ref blew his whistle when Markstrom was nowhere near the puck and now he waits 15 seconds to blow it.

I see a shutout coming for Markstrom

atleast we dont have to hear about SHUTOUTS..LOL

I think I’ve pulled my groin watching Markstrom doing those pad saves this period

Well...Markstrom has been lights out so far... He’s probably gonna get his SHUTOUT. Then everyone will say HABS suck since Markstrom SHUTOUT the HABS hopefully our second period will be better and we can break the SHUTOUT

WHY ARE YOU YELLING SHUTOUT??? OH ITS BECAUSE MARKSTROM HAS A SHUTOUT!!!

If the game was who could shoot the puck into the goalie's chest, we would destroy this league.

Markstrom is still got his shut out.
SHUT OUT!

Markstrom ain't sharp for ####, literally 9/10 shots hit his chest. The Gionta special.

Well they are clearly not scoring on Markstrom tonight.

3rd star: Jake Allen
2nd star: Piece of #### ref
1st star: Markstrom

Remember On Thursday night when Price was only 2 minutes away from a SHUTOUT, well Markstrom is 6 minutes away from his shutout, Shutout !!!!!

Backs into the EN

This is just one of these games where the bounces just don't go your way or how MT use to call it Puck Luck.

Lol a game to f***ing FORGET boys...holy jumpin, is there even enough alcohol to do it

Bleh. Called it as soon as they scored a minute in that that was it for this game. 57 minutes I didn't need to watch.

Gutsy game Galley? #### you…. Flames played a ####ed up game. Cheesy team.

Just one of those games Got goalied and wtf that bounce off webers tip.

The Schroedinger’s Meeting

Seven games in and the Flames already held a players only meeting.

I'd mock them but at least they give a ####. Our team just throws out a few cliches post game and then go home to their video game consoles.

Also, ugly win for CGY. That was all Markstrom

and Burke calls that Dube hit clean hahahaha

Man Anaheim looks listless. Almost as if they have a team playing with 0 structure...
Who would coach a team like that??

giving you flashbacks is it?

It's as if I've been overcome with an incessant need to chop some wood

Jesus Dube gave that kid a full on forearm to the face.

How is a suspension NOT debatable on that hit

Flames have like a 40% PP

UNSUSTAINABLE!

Flames got a powerplay on that play believe it or not.