The hype from that trailer made me rethink my position on Godzilla King of the Monsters so I decided to give it a rewatch.
Didn’t last 10 minutes. What an awful piece of crap. Honestly the first 10 minutes is such a microcosm of the larger issues with that movie.
- super annoying daughter who dominates screen time
- bad acting
- every character dumb as a sack of rocks
- the cringey bad special relationship the daughter has with mothra and science or whatever
- the worlds dumbest mom
- the worlds dumbest mom who is also the worlds most useless scientist who somehow is a big shot scientist with this company that is somehow now bankrupt with feebs like her working there
You know what? Save us all some time. Everything about it was awful. Everything. Why list them all? It had no redeeming qualities. I’d be better of listing the good things. Ok and done. Even the special effects were mediocre. All the fight scenes looked dark and orange for some reason.
Don’t do that again, please? Is that too much to ask?
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