One time back in my early 20s I was traveling Australia. I was broke and ended up with a job as a “Carnie”. I was working on a ride. We had to dismantle the ride and pack it into the truck. Then it would be moved from Brisbane to Adelaide. About a 12-14 hour drive I believe. I had no way to get to Adelaide since I was broke. So I hitched a ride with the truck driver. I was wearing cords. I had no other pants. And the seat it the truck was a bench with a stiff spring base. So, a long drive that involved an accident and an unexpected nights stay in some tiny town in the middle of nowhere. When we reached Adelaide my nutsack was chapped from bouncing on the bench seat and rubbing gently agains the inside of my trousers. The next day I had a scab beginning to form on the lower side of my scrotum. It was excruciating and there was nothing I could do. I tried moisturizer and it almost put me to tears. I waddled around for a few days only when necessary. It was so painful and uncomfortable I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. NEVER, I mean NEVER LET YOUR SCROTUM GET CHAPPED!!
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