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CaptainCrunch · 01-13-2021, 02:05 PM

Allow me

1) Connor McDonnotcare - Probably the second best player in the league. Fast, Crossover Genius, all of the defensive IQ and give a crap factor of a kumquat
2) Leon McLazy - His little German ears poke up in the offensive zone, but he does a lot of high risk plays and when the puck crosses to the Oilers end he checks his voice mails
3) RNH - Soft and squishy like a plush toy, at least he seems to care about the backcheck. But coming soon to the Oilers, the breakdown in neogtiations and the trade for a prospect with a kewl youtube video
4) Yamamoto - Had a 25% shooting percentage, and when the break ended he had fallen to ordinary before vanishing in the playoffs. Destined to fall
5) Kassian - Dirty scumbag who hides behind the shield of guardian of a code he clearly ignores. Looks like a caveman, probably smells like a dung heap. MT moved into his head, got him a big contract and then watched him vanish.

6) Josh Archibald - A good penalty killer, but other then that has a promising future as a taxi squad player with the other 29 teams in the league
7) Kohun - In the Oilers mind a 20 goal mind. Oiler fans seriously need medical intervention

8) Kyle Turris - Oilers scouting saw him busking in a subway station and signed him to a past his prime, contract due to his interpretation of the Pina Colada song

8) JP - Outstanding beer league player. Went to Europe and put up some point in flag hockey and the Oiler faithful went nuts. Played the role of coma patient in the show ER because of his flat brain waves.
10) Alex Chiasson - The definition of moldy cheese. Will eventually become the best popcorn maker in the media booth in Edmonton
11) Tyle Ennis - Once had a promising career in the NHL, then he went to Edmonton. The term Crap errr Mega Crap comes to mind
12) Khaira - Its been a trying year for the young player what with the AHL refusing to take him and the ECHL not returning his phone calls. The Oilers jumped in to grab this door mat.

01-13-2021, 02:05 PM	#3024
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Allow me 1) Connor McDonnotcare - Probably the second best player in the league. Fast, Crossover Genius, all of the defensive IQ and give a crap factor of a kumquat 2) Leon McLazy - His little German ears poke up in the offensive zone, but he does a lot of high risk plays and when the puck crosses to the Oilers end he checks his voice mails 3) RNH - Soft and squishy like a plush toy, at least he seems to care about the backcheck. But coming soon to the Oilers, the breakdown in neogtiations and the trade for a prospect with a kewl youtube video 4) Yamamoto - Had a 25% shooting percentage, and when the break ended he had fallen to ordinary before vanishing in the playoffs. Destined to fall 5) Kassian - Dirty scumbag who hides behind the shield of guardian of a code he clearly ignores. Looks like a caveman, probably smells like a dung heap. MT moved into his head, got him a big contract and then watched him vanish. 6) Josh Archibald - A good penalty killer, but other then that has a promising future as a taxi squad player with the other 29 teams in the league 7) Kohun - In the Oilers mind a 20 goal mind. Oiler fans seriously need medical intervention 8) Kyle Turris - Oilers scouting saw him busking in a subway station and signed him to a past his prime, contract due to his interpretation of the Pina Colada song 8) JP - Outstanding beer league player. Went to Europe and put up some point in flag hockey and the Oiler faithful went nuts. Played the role of coma patient in the show ER because of his flat brain waves. 10) Alex Chiasson - The definition of moldy cheese. Will eventually become the best popcorn maker in the media booth in Edmonton 11) Tyle Ennis - Once had a promising career in the NHL, then he went to Edmonton. The term Crap errr Mega Crap comes to mind 12) Khaira - Its been a trying year for the young player what with the AHL refusing to take him and the ECHL not returning his phone calls. The Oilers jumped in to grab this door mat. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!