[Textcritic]

I have seen Oilerz fans mulling over protection lists for expansion, coming up with the following as most likely...

Defense:
Nurse
Bear
Klefbom

Forward:
McDavid
Draisaitl
Nugent-Hopkins
Yamamoto
Puljujarvi
Benson
Turris/Kahun

We spend a lot of time here stressing about who the Flames will lose in expansion for not having enough protection-slots open. Just imagine how depressing it would be to have Tyler Benson on the Flames list with one more open spot. That would be like protecting Glenn Gawdin.

The Oilers are hilariously bad.