Here's kind of a bad one...
At an 80's party a few years ago, I was dressed up in a neon pink track suit with elastic waist and all, ok? So I am kinda wasted and I am talking with a few girls right? And then I get pantsed underwear and all and in my drunken state it took me like a good 15 seconds to realize the magnitude of the pantsing and in the same state took my leisurely time to pull them up, letting everyone who was there get a full frontal shot and a pretty good rear one while I clumsily bent over to pull up the old trowsers. Not one of my finest moments let me tell you.
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