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Originally Posted by blankall
It really is amazing how many gigantic chasms the Empire built all over with little to no safety features. Maybe it was an issue of all the good engineers falling into those chasms early in the process. Since then the shelf-life of an engineer has never been long enough for them to gain enough experience to build the safety features?
It's also strange that after being hit with blaster fire that so many Imperial Troops always seem to go limp and fall forwards into the direction of the chasm. You'd assume that simple physics would dictate that if you were standing with your front facing a chasm, being shot in the chest would push you backwards and away from the chasm. Weird.
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- "Why do we have all these Chasms anyways?"
"Comrade Stormtroopers....the Empire has a very limited Janitorial Budget and Mouse Droids are notoriously poor at removing bodies...if you are shot and killed please be kind enough to deposit your Corpse in the convenient State Supplied Chasms so that we may conserve our resources for the Greatness of the Empire!"
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