Oh my God. I had to bring this thread back up after the last call I took. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard....
Lady calls in with a PDA. Asks me "Can you tell me the time?" So I ask why and she tells me her phone keeps screwing up. I suggest she turn it off and back on again and she tells me this story...
"Well when I looked at it, it said 12:00, then I turned on 'enable automatic time download' and turned it off and back on and it said 12:10."
So I ask her what it says now and she tells me 12:15. (This is all in EST, FYI).
So I said, "well it is 12:15."
What I wanted to say is "Could it possibly be because time keeps moving forward?" What an idiot.
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