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Old 12-09-2020, 07:01 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by lazypucker View Post
I would like to see a competition where anything goes - doping, PED, whatever. I just want see how fast can human run, or how heavy can they lift....

There was a great short story on that and I wish that I could remember the author. Swimmers with flipper feet and blow holes. Sprinters with springs surgically implanted in their legs.



The last event was between a Russian and American boxer. The Russian was on all the drugs and a monster. The American a tiny skinny guy, the Russian battered him through the fight and eventually died of a heart attack because American surgeons had transplanted his brain to his a$$ and couldn't be knocked out.
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