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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
These lyrics never cease to make me laugh
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good p#### and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat I'm sorry, but how can the thought of getting more ass than a toilet seat not make you smile? |
I first heard it by Tom Waits in Putnam County. It would have been years back, in the previous millennium
“ Until last call, one last game of 8 ball
And Bernice would be putting the chairs on the tables,
Someone come in say "Hey man, anyone got
Any Jumper Cables, is that a 6 or a 12 volt?"
And all the studs in town would toss 'em down
And claim to fame as they stomped their feet
Boasting about being able to get more ass
Than a toilet seat.”