The key here is to make sure it's a fan favourite heading out of the fave city. Something like the Flames moving Iginla, Phaneuf, Kipper, Ference (oh wait...).
I think with Montreal it needs to be Higgins or Perezogin. Koivu isn't going anywhere, and hasn't been mentioned either. Huet would be tough to pull off too, unless it was something like to FLA for Belfour and Bertuzzi.
Vancouver, you could split up the Sedins... but I like the Cooke idea. Or maybe a Morrison to anywhere for a pick or prospect.
As Syl posted earlier, it needs to realistically be a player that could move, but is someone that the fans would kill themselves if they were moved, especially if it was for someone they didn't know coming back.
Morrison to PHI for Hatcher to shore up their D would be funny if they fell for it.
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