It so reminds me of wallstreet, when Buddy's new girl is an interior designer and he buys a new house and sets her to work on it. And she gets done making this monstrosity of fake pillars and phony exposed walls, and tells Buddy not to mess it up because homes and gardens was coming in to take pictures next week.
The Conna's house reminds me of that, she basically designed a really bland non functional show home. Seats on one side of the island so Conna can hold court while making home made sushi and extorting his team mates with a lets go mantra.
A non functional basket ball court where Conna can either do layups or slam dunks, but can't free throw.
Monochromatic design that sucks the soul out of you every morning. Bland non pleasurable art.
Its a show home for her, and probably designed to one day sell on the market. But its the futhest thing from a home.
Now Conna make sure you wipe your feet and keep it clean, the photographers will be here on Thursday to shoot a brochure for me.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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