[kipperfan]

My story is somewhat similar to Barnes's.

I was sitting at my desk at work and playing with a little mini football while on the phone. During the conversation I dropped the football under my desk.....and after I was done on the call I bent down to get it. It was a friday, so I was casual in a new pair of jeans I had just purchased....and as I will do from time to time with jeans...I went commando. So sure enough I am reaching under the desk...the football was way under there...finally I reached it, but at the same time i heard a HUGE rip. And sure enough my 2 week old jeans had ripped right down the seam and my bare a** was hanging out for all to see.

And to add insult to injury this happened right as everyone was leaving for the day, and of course my desk was right by the exit....so many of my coworkers got a nice show. I waited 30 mins for everyone to leave until I finally ran to the elevator...and then to my car....it was pretty funny, but also embarassing.