The embarrassing vinyl thread got me thinking, for some reason of something that happened to me in terms of a major wadrobe malfunction that happened to me a few years ago.
I was at the pornstar party at the Den wearing the suit my dad got married in. It was white, bell bottom pants, high vest, jacket and big ass collar shirt. See John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
I had put on a little weight since the last time I wore it and my boxers kept bunching up making me really uncomfortable. Before leaving the house, I decided that goin commando would be the best move. At about 1 am I was drunk, on the dance floor and shakin it. All of a sudden I had a lot more room to move. I ripped the ass out of my pants from coast to coast. We're talkin' two pant legs and a waist band. Oh, I also decided that the jacket would be too warm so I had nothing to wrap around me.
The worst part of this is I had to take a cab home bare asssed on the seat.
Your turn.....
