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CaptainCrunch · 11-03-2020, 11:15 AM

I'd sadly like to announce the sudden passing of the hideously expensive Hockeytron 5000. Built by the greatest minds at MIT with the goal of building a championship hockey.

This morning when the Blue's staff returned to their office they found pieces of the server farm lying all over the office and several broken baseball bats on the floor.

GM Crunch couldn't be reached for comment as he mysteriously departed for a trip to monster island to address the hockey gods and sacrifice Pontus Aberg by throwing him down the mouth of the active volcano in the middle of the Island.

11-03-2020, 11:15 AM	#17
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I'd sadly like to announce the sudden passing of the hideously expensive Hockeytron 5000. Built by the greatest minds at MIT with the goal of building a championship hockey. This morning when the Blue's staff returned to their office they found pieces of the server farm lying all over the office and several broken baseball bats on the floor. GM Crunch couldn't be reached for comment as he mysteriously departed for a trip to monster island to address the hockey gods and sacrifice Pontus Aberg by throwing him down the mouth of the active volcano in the middle of the Island. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!