As a nurse I have been punched, kicked, hit, spit on, threatened with needles, guns, explosives, blood, have had literally every fluid imaginable on me from infected pericardial fluid to your standard run of the mill urine. I have had to do emergency plumbing on a toilet that someone tried to flush their belongings down. Been exposed to every disease imaginable and had a bunch of patients bring in thousands of their bug friends usually lice or bed bugs, but sometimes cockroaches or an ant colony.
Still a great job though.
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