Step 1:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superflyer
I tried to talk my wife into getting a t-shirt cannon last night, I got her to say it can be plan C, after the PVC pipe and just handing out candy with gloves.
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Step 2:
Spread information that PVC pipes and gloves are the key to preventing covid and are in short supply, but the mainstream media won't report this because they don't want a repeat of the toilet paper situation.
Step 3:
Keep your wife distracted so she doesn't realize that PVC pipes and gloves are being sold out everywhere.
Step 4:
Acquire t-shirt cannon with spousal blessing.
Step 5:
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Step 6:
PROFIT!