I'm going to get raped at some expensive local eatery tonight, because I refuse to get gouged on flowers. Can't wait for the expensive wine bill, for something they likely poured out of a box.
She did mention once that her best vday gift I gave her was a cactus....it lasted a long time, needed little to no maintenance, and was a cool conversation piece. She thought I put a lot of thought into that one.
Little did she know the store was out of flowers and that's all they had left