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Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan
The one good thing that Trump's tampering with the mail system and other governors trying to eliminate ballot drop-offs etc. is that it's driving the importance of early voting home. Nobody wants to be caught in a long line on election day and possibly not get a chance to cast a ballot. It's motivated the hell out of the democratic base. Way to go Trump. We appreciate your unintentional help.
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Yeah, who knew all you had to do to convince Americans to vote was to make it into an extreme sport!
2016: For most Americans, voting's going to be super-easy!
Americans: lame.
2020: Okay, listen up: first you're going to have to deal with every advance polling station with 100 miles of you being shut down, you're going to have to figure out which ballot drop boxes are real and which are decoys, you're going to need to solve your local state's byzantine election laws, and if you make it to the end you might be confronted with hordes of gun-toting enemies trying to stop you from casting your ballot. And you'll do it all against the backdrop of a plague, the likes of which hasn't been seen in generations. You pretty much don't stand a chance of casting a ballot.
Americans: hell yeah, I'm in.