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Wookie, dug up some good lines

EDIT: take these with a grain of salt that are not openers they are Negs, and Banter lines pretty much you use these when you have started the conversation and are looking to tease, flirt, and look for indicators of interest those of you have read “The Game” know what I am talking about, They are supposed to be used in bars or clubs but trying tossing a Neg or two at her next time and she what she thinks

They stem from Dave DeAngelo's Cocky Funny and the Mystery Method both highly respected pick up artists

“You're cute, like my little sister.”
She drops/spills/etc. something, "This is why we can't have nice things."
If she drops something say "it's ok, you don’t have to be nervous"
”You didn't get enough attention from your mum as a kid, did you?”
“You look just like my high school math teacher.”
“Which one of you guys would win in a fight?”
“You're taking this way too seriously”
“Stop flirting with me”
“If that were true, you wouldn't love me”
“You must've driven your parents crazy”
“Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I'll let you forgive me”
“I'm too High maintenance for you”
“what else do you like about me?”
“I'm so out of your league”
“let’s play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath”
“You're back to square one with me, missy”
“You're so outside the circle of trust”
“How short are you?”
“You're such a player”
“You guys remind me of the Power Puff Girls/or/ You guys are like watching The View”
“Do your parents know where you are”
“Isn't this a school night”
“You're makeup is smudged”
“Bartender, you might want to check this girl's ID again-“
“We should hang out some time. You can help me pick up chicks”
“you girls aren't tourists are you?”
“Holy ****, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?”
“Careful girl, I'm a heartbreak waiting to happen”
“Your ex boyfriend sounds just like me”
“I'm so emotionally unavailable right now”
“I think you might make a nice friend”
”We need to find you a man”
”We would never get along”
When she messed up something: "God damn girl! You'd screw up a wet dream!"
"There is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix."
"I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. You just don't show it."
“Don't get you hopes up. I'm not easy”
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. "
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. "
"It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. "
“I know your type”
“My mother warned me about girls like you”
“Guys like me are over-rated”
“You already had your chance with me”
“Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”
“I'm sorry; did I skip the part where I try to impress you?”
"Stop undressing me with your eyes" when she is staring at you at any point
"Yeah, well you know, you're very good looking... the thing about good looking people, people don't like us"