Most kick-ass thread EVER!
1. Go back to prehistoric times and watch the dinosaurs
2. Any time in the late 60's and see The Who perform anywhere, with their original members
3. 1940. Join my grandfathers tank crew and land on Juno Beach on D-day and ride with him through the liberation of Holland and France and Belgium
4. Pick an appropriate moment and kill L. Ron Hubbard before he can start Scientology
5. Watch my son get born again
6. Go to the book depository in Dallas and see if Lee Harvey Oswald really did do it
7. Help Michaelangelo paint the Sisteen Chapel for a while
8. Go back to the day before my first wedding and tell myself to walk away, she's a whore
9. Relive my SECOND wedding day, because it was perfect
10. Meet my grandfather on my dad's side (he was killed when my dad was four)
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