[Maritime Q-Scout]

Ok, let's put this in perspective.

I am sitting in my car in the Walmart parking lot.

I am not clever enough to make this up, this is LITERALLY the conversation I just had with the cashier:

Me: Hey man, how's it going?

Cashier: *completely monotone* I am dead inside... there is no other way to explain it... how is your day?

Me: I'm also having a bad day... but mine is because my team just lost in the playoffs.

Cashier: *still deadpan monotone* There will be another game... I will still work at Walmart.


So, yeah... I guess it could be worse?