08-15-2020, 01:12 AM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Nightcap Puck Drop
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These 9:30 games are killing me
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Grab your coffee/caffeine of choice (booze'll just put you to sleep),
maybe a snack of some kind, a family member or two ((whether or not they’re interested)), and turn off your phones and computers (well maybe not computers, or this would be a rather dead gamethread!).
This is Dallas Stars Playoff Hockey – After Dark.
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I’ve been drunk for like 4 hours
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I’m way too drunk for this game already.
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Blues/Canucks going to OT. This game will more than likely will be delayed, hopefully not too long.
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The only thing worse than a 9:30 start is a 10:00 start
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I love seeing Binnington lose. Nothing warms my heart more than that. He’s an arrogant douchbag.
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Watching Binnington get scored on makes me so happy
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Cant let that that 4.46 GAA and .867 SV% slip away.
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Brings joy to my spiteful little heart
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I expect this game to be pretty spicy
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He Protek!
He Attack!!
He Oleksiak!!!!
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Looking like the game might get pushed to tomorrow
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Hearing Footsteps in the Corners
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Oh good, the Flames are dressing Rinaldo, I wonder what they’ll use him for…
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Those hits Lucic, Bennett and company dished out last night are gonna take a toll tonight.
Dobby's gonna be busy
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Flames putting in Rinaldo who is a complete plug and waste of a roster spot. I guess they are committed to going all out on the hitting this series.
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What the f*** is Klingberg doing there on defense?
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What the hell is Klingberg doing?
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He went light as soon as he felt that. ####
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Flames just love to hit our defenders as late as they can. I don't think they've figured out how out of position that makes them yet.
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We need to pee on the ice. Assert dominance.
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Flames set the precedent for super chippy, late hits and roughness. I wonder if the refs will reign it in early or let it escalate tonight.
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Gurianov was bad last night, not sure why people are so in love with him?
Missed the net constantly on the PP.
Inability to make a smart decision in his own zone (every exit is a .5 second panic play of throwing the puck away) he will never skate it out despite having time and space.
If he wants more minutes, he needs to play better.. and the way the coach can help set that up is putting him with Hintz.
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Unpopular opinion
Klinger has been stinking it up. I get nervous when he has the puck.
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Just got in I see Dube hasn’t scored yet, so I’ll assume that means we’re doing alright so far
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Jordie’s Little Brother
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Jordie's little brother needs to move the puck quicker. It was like he only wanted to set up Seguin on that delayed penalty.
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Friendly reminder: "We’re fine with where we’re at (on offense),” Benn said. “I think you (media) guys make a big deal about it, but we’re confident in the group we have and the game we play."
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Benn just holding the puck for way too long...
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This team can’t make basic decisions
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Jamie Benn, where pucks go to die and get turned over.
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Let's wait a little longer next time to make a decision Benn, what could go wrong?
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Oh boy, that’s the kind of flukiness that can make you feel snakebit.
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Benn had Seguin all aloen in front.. flubs the puck. f*** this dude.
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Benn: not even the best Jamie on the team any more
(Kidding)
(Mostly)
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Jamie Benn has looked poor tonight. Not that's so unusual these days, but he's really poor tonight.
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Remember when Benn used be able to snipe the puck. I do…
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Backlund’s squeaker shorty
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Flames: "well, I suppose we'll take the 2minute opportunity to score another shorthanded goal with fresh legs"
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####ing dumb luck against us on both ends. Also that was ####ing lazy by Perry.
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Are you f***ing kidding me? I hate this team.
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You’ve got be ####ting me
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The powerplay is f***ing so ####
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I’m hysterical at this point. It’s just hilarious how embarrassing it is at this point
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Khudobin looked pretty rough on that goal too.
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Basic f***ing errors yet again.
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What a horrible goal to give up
And now have to go into the 3rd down a goal.. and on the PP.. the awareness better go up and passes best be better cannot allow these shg anymore.. and our G got to bail us out on one of these.. they haven’t been overtaxed in this series so need them to step up.. stop these softies
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That was six shades of ugly.
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another shorty............it's the Flames plan
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10 games in a row giving up the first goal
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Benn put his hand on refs shoulder so politely
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“...but friend, I was leading an odd man rush”
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Special Warfare
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Stars still thinking the invisible man is in their lineup?
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These no look passes to ####ing ghosts all night long.
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Pretty garbage power play.
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Hintz with his worst shift ever. My God.
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Sooo, are the ref ever gonna call the Flames for too many men?
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I’d rather not get any more PoWeRpLaYs
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oh, god. please not another powerplay
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During the intermision the Stars should watch the highlites of the Canucks game to see how a Power play should work.
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How come I'm dreading this PP?
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I'm going to scream. Holy #### why is anyone in green hesitating!?!??!
Edit - PP, put Pavelski in front of the net
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I mean how does it feel like they have more people on the ice on our power play??
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Oh great a PP. yay, can we turn it down please
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Perspective is Everything
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Sunday afternoon skate effort out there. Playoffs? more like beer league lmfao
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For the first the minutes we looked good. Then it's like a switch is thrown and we are hot garbage. So frustrating!
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Now the Stars are looking terrible.
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I swear they don't even play like they're losing.
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This team is depressing to watch.
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Stars have the puck in the zone... aaaaaaaaaaand it’s gone
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Does Radulov think he's still in Montreal? Would that explain all the passes to the red jerseys?
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Armchair Coaching
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"in Bones voice" Well, you see There was a PP. AND a PK. And the sink in sec 300 was overflowing. Also the ice wasn’t frozen enough for young skaters who score goals. The nacho cheese was cold and Pierre was served a flat beer so they didn’t get as much ice time due to those factors. I’m not worried, things will work themselves out next game in which a butterfly fart will throw my game plan out the window and I’ll play Stumbles 25 minutes
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I mean, I'd be nervous too if I got benched every time a puck bounced the wrong way when I was on the ice when a bunch of old, slow vets were coughing up pucks left and right and still getting shifts.
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#### bowness. cant wait to get a new coach next year that doesn't forget to remind our players to hit wide open nets
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seriously. i dont understand bowness' strategy of forcing his players to miss wide open nets. hopefully gallant reminds our guys to shoot it into the net when the goalie is beat instead of missing it
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Early Evac
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Wait what the f***? They can do this?
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The NHL is cutting a 2nd period team’s 2nd period short we are so ####ing oppressed
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Stars leaving before they get scored on again
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Maybe we should decline the penalty. Like football
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Please not be a shortie pp
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Toothless TJ vs Sad Dobby
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Just watching Brodie walk the line for 20 minutes lmfao.. no man on him
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WHY DID DOBBY LOOK SO SAD OR IS IT JUST ME
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Imagine a dream where you are in net and playing a great game. Stopping pucks, keeping your team in it. Again and again, only to let a goal in at no fault of your own. Then, your team who has loads of talent consistently fails to score a single goal. Every night you have this dream. Over and over the same hopeful dream turns into a nightmare. That’s Dobby right now.
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Look. I’m all for starting Dobby. Mans a beast. But for whatever reason this team CANNOT score when he is in net.
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Oh wow number 5 Sekera screening his own goalie, wow what a good D man. Sure am glad he's out there
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I'm done I'm done
Sekera once again a bonehead icing… And it’s in the net.. this guy is the soul reason why we gonna loose this series .. what the actual #### Veteran guy or not how the #### can nill or IHC or anyone see he should NOT be ####ing playing
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Icing from Sekera then Janmark and Kling
Absolutely not on the same page and both go deep then neither care to attempt to go back out to the point
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Welp goodnight folks the REAL Dallas Stars showed up tonight
Down by two that’s a game over
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this is your typical 2019-2020 stars game.
few posts, few wide open nets and high conversion chances that we squander.
game carries on and we play well and have reason to be positive.
special teams strikes and completely changes the momentum.
now we're down a goal as the game keeps progressing and we cant buy a goal and everyone forgets all the opportunities we ####ed up earlier and blames the system and defense for our goose egg.
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Funny when flames shoot
They can hit the net… That puck had eye on that goal.. but all started with that dreadful sekera. Our d got to be shooting ON net.. so many missed chances cost us that and we’ll Sekera
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Lol they blew their load last game, this team came back down to earth
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Master Jedi Cam Talbot, wielder of The Force
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“Heck of a night for cam talbot.” What I think you mean to say is “dallas has whiffed an open cage multiple times.”
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The stars couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a ####ing boat
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Stars could fall out of bed and miss the floor.
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“A shot blasted wide” for the millionth time tonight
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Radulov just missed a wide open net. Don't know how much faith I'd have in anyone but miro to put that in the net right now
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Another f***ing wide shot. Hit the f***ing target for f***'s sake.
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on net would be nice, but its good were throwing all the shots at Talbot.. one is bound to slip past him
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Anyone but Cogliano and that might have been a goal. Nice pass by Miro.
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WTF how did that not go in!?
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Just score another 2 in 9 seconds
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Talbot must have turned into Roy overnight
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The bounces are unreal For the flames so far
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Hit the ####ing net
The missed shots this game
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Stars have 27 shots and at least half that many that missed the net.
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If we get shut out by Cam Fookin Talbot I quit……
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shutout shutout shutout shutout shutout shutout
If we say it enough it won’t happen
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Talbot wants a shutout more than we want a win
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Cam Talbots gonna shut us out lol
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Wow that last game was such a tease. Thought we were done with this sloppy, no scoring bull####
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Wow a ####ing shut out against Calgary.... should Jim Nill face repercussions now??
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The Talbot and Looch Show
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Today we are all Stars fans
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Flames soooo lucky. Got their horseshoe shoved up their asses again
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How the duck did that number 7 guy stop that stars guy without tripping him into the back boards???
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So Talbot is good now....nice
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Milan Lucic mania is a real thing.
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Khudobin really messed that up. Cover the damn post.
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Talbot definately looks like he's getting a shutout
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Flames have a stampede sized horseshoe up their asses right now. Par for the course.
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I’m almost embarrassed for the Stars.
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Talbot gonna get a shutout eh
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Canucks and Flames both up in their series.
Just f***ing shoot me now I’ve had it with these playoffs f***.
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expect both the Flames and Canucks to win the cup, somehow. That's the way this year is going.
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They let the stars in over us lol. Pos terms
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