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Oh, the Garbage Man can
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Funny thing is The Jets are still better. Even with our best center and our 2nd best winger gone.
So long as these piles of human garbage dont goon anyone else we will beat them.
Just gotta hope we get them back for when we have to play a real hockey club.
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C'mon draft picks.
Flames aren't getting by whoever they face next, l take the 12% shot.
They can beat the moose, they're still dirty trash.
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A lot of fans from other teams have said that the flames are one of the dirtiest teams in the league and I never really noticed it until now. A lot of meat heads on that team that play completely reckless bush league style hockey.
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Tkachuk is truly a piece of garbage
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BTW, bear in mind that Tkachuk gooned Schiefele on their second shift together; did you see what he did to Fefe on their first shift together? The cross-check in the numbers 5 seconds+ after the puck was gone, square in the back of a player who wasn't looking?
Tkachuk started the series intending to take out one of our stars; the only surprise in that it took him twice as many shifts as he hoped.
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The Jets should just forfeit the series as a big “#### you” to the NHL.
“With concerns in regards to the safety of our players, the Winnipeg Jets are withdrawing from playoff contention. We hope that the NHL can provide a secure and safe environment where sportsmanship can thrive.”
Flames can’t beat a healthy Jets team, they have to resort to every borderline play in the book.
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Hey, anyone remember how we were all excited going into this series about being so healthy?
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A lot of fans from other teams have said that the flames are one of the dirtiest teams in the league and I never really noticed it until now. A lot of meat heads on that team that play completely reckless bush league style hockey.
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The Calgary franchise has shown us this series that they will sacrifice any dignity and credibility to win a stupid series for an asterisk year. They have long crossed the thread hold of physical hockey, and are straight up targeting and hunting. Matties hit was dangerous and no argument can justify needing to hit a player so late and not even attempting to play the puck. It’s dangerous, this could be a serious injury! Why isn’t the nhl stepping in! It’s happened so many times in the past 3 games!
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Public Enemy #1
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Well, if Matthew Tkachuk told me he was drowning.
I would not lend a hand.
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"little crosscheck by Tkachuk to let him know hes there"
Translation: to be a dick, because of course he would.
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Somebody please put some ex-lax in Tkachuk's water bottle..
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Matthew Tkachuk thinks wiping is optional.
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Matthew Tkachuk told me it's only natural for him to need to lift his skate a little when he has to go for a pee
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Matthew Tkachuk takes his buddies out for drinks at Applebee’s.
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Hasty Puck Drop
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oh wow, they just went right into it
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Hopefully this is a sign of things to come! Quick anthem and then drop the puck.
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Whats with this on time start?? I was making a bowl of ice cream and next thing I know both teams are flying??
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Elias ties it up
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Bench MP. I'd much rather see Harkins and Appleton than Matty "Stick Infraction" Perreault.
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God dammit Frenchy, again with the tripping BS stick!
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Purr... Ewwww...
Ewwwwwwwwww...
Goal... Please insert Appleton when He's healthy over Purr' Eww'...
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Nice dumb penalty Perrault
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Frenchy with his usual stupid idiotic penalty. Costs us a goal
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That's 100% on Beullieu. Couldn't clear the puck then got way out of position and wasn't covering Lindholm
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Tell Frenchie he won a free cruise to the Arctic Circle and drive him to the airport.
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#### you Perrault. To Seattle with you.
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The Other Suspects
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Lucic is so bad. Terribad
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Lucic is a piece of #### excuse for a player. As is Rinaldo. Tkachuck is barely better. He's on the second line on a shallow forward team for a reason.
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I don't wish injury on many players but Giordano is a massive piece of #### that needs to have his hands and legs broken like he finds a way to do to players that dummy him.
Turtleboy doesn't anger me. Giordano legit is a dangerous, piece of #### that needs to have his face caved in.
#### Calgary
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Lucic is slow and terribad.
Cant believe this is a 1 goal game. I dont think we could be playing much worse. We are somehow still in this
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My question to Wheeler and Eakin:
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“Aaand Calgary is up, but OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IS THAT FREE AGENT DUSTIN BYUFGELIN SKATING IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR???”
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Backlund gets a Freebie
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Helle stop playing the damn puck.
Why the hell is Helle even back there...
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First line chasing and Hellebuyck wandering.
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Helle. Stay in your f***ing net!!!!
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Can the regular season Pionk come back cause this playoff Pionk suuuuccccckkkkkssss
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Just a matter of time the way Helly has been misplaying the puck all game. Dope.
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That was not on Helle, Pionk missed the f***ing puck, Helle stupidly thought he could do a simple task
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Why the f*** does he do that?
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If Hellebuyck stays in his net, that isn't a goal - period. He had no reason to play that puck.
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Super Tilted Ice
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Lol what the heck was this last shift
were we even skating???
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Looks like a constant pp for flames.
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How the F are we supposed to win this?
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Hey we have a shot on goal this period!
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Shots are 24-14 Flames. Yeesh.
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Flames skating rings around the Jets, in our D end....
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We again look like we’re pk ing
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I do not appreciate all these weak calls..especially the ones on the flames because our PP is abhorrent
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This jets team mailed it in.
This performance is pathetic.
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Sad Pepe Chevy
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Chevy looks like a guy who wants to escape the bubble
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Chevy with the gaze into the empty stands knowing that his team is not good enough or tough enough and his goalie can only do so much
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chevy turning away in pain is all of us rn
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Monahan answers the challenge
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Jeez...did Eakin bet on the over or what?
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3-1.....Special teams killing us in this series....
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We aren't winning this if we can't do anything on special teams.
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I dont think we can win this, just playing 1 period of hockey. That is it we even decide to play 1 period of hockey.
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Only thing worse than taking penalties....is the inability to kill them.
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pardon me, Tkachuck has now drawn four penalties and been given zero. You tell me, again, how one of the dirtiest mother-f***ers in the game today is on the ice for anything but his ability to be a thug.
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Tkachuk gets his first of the playoffs
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This pairing is getting crushed.
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58 vacates the slot.....and in it goes..
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Pionk just gave up on that shift after he didn't swipe the puck at the red line....and it's a goal against.
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4 Jets below the goal line?
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What is Pionk doing on that play???
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3 )ets think it’s a good idea to chase behind their net and leave 19 in front alone....
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That was a nice goal by the bubonic rat.
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I've got a hell of a lot more respect for Tocchet than I do Tkachuk. At least Tocchet fought. Also, he scored 21 points in 26 playoff games one year.
I have zero respect for Tkachuk.
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On that 4th goal Pionk's controller got disconnected.
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Is it possible to pull out from this tournament and just try again next season. Like, I cant stand to watch another player on the jets to go down with another injury or another tkachuk goal
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Looch at Last
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Milan f***ing Lucic has more goals than Connor, Wheeler and Roslovic combined!
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Wow ultimate insult Jets allow an Ape to score!
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See u guys later, I’m done now!
only hope Jets have is Helly getting shutouts
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Could the Jets kill a penalty?
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If lucic scores on you there is a major problem.
Our defence is a total joke.
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When Lucic's celebrates he looks like a ####ing Tusken Raider
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When Lucic is scoring on you, you know you are having a bad night
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When even the fat kid on the other team that can’t skate scores you know it’s not your night ....
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Lucic with a house league double swipe
Kicking us while we’re unconscious
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Lucic daggers us, we have no answers
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When you allow Lucic to score twice on you, you know you're playing terrible.
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What the H-E-double hockey sticks is Pionk doing out there? Out of position most of the time, no intensity.
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Pionk knows he’s missing out on good fishing...
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Well, if he keeps playing like this, he'll be breaking out the tackle very soon.
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we used to laugh at calgarys powerplay
now we just laugh
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Juggernaut Benny
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Tkachuk scores AND an injury murder me pls
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Is this some kind of sick ####ing joke
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We’ve lost 5 ####ing players in under 3 games.
Like what the ####ing ####?
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I hope Frenchie is OK. Those hits close to the boards are killer. You are better off hugging the boards.
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It’s kinda telling how when perreault got hit you can hear the entire bench yelling, but not one ####ing guy on the ice would ever go up to Bennett to do something about it. Softer than baby ####.
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5-2 and they are still running players
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How do you not call that? Awful hit.
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How do you justify calling some of the stuff like Morrissey's slash for one, yet not call a very obviously dangerous play like that?
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Puck was up in the air fluttering and 8 feet away...
Disgusting...
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Can’t even throw a tantrum properly
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It’s over. Just goon it up for the rest of this one.
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We dont have that in our tool kit. We would just end up getting more of the #### beat out of us.
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They're all playing like they're scared. Tchachuk tries to elbow morrisey in the face and nobody seems to care. Wheeler dumping the puck near the blue line because he's threatened. We just don't have an answer for this aggression.
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#### the Flames and #### the refs. Flames are dirty as #### and the refs are failing to control it.
Any Flames fans here that want to justify Tkachuk, Bennett, Giordano and Lucic can #### right off. Everyone knows their history.
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I miss big Buff and I cannot lie
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Too late...
All ready happened unfortunately...
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I swear that the Jets purposely avoid doing any hitting.
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flames roster are full of "players you hate but want on your team" personalities.
jets have 0
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If the Jets traded for either of Tkachuk, Lucic, or Rinaldo, I'd sell my season's tickets to the quickest bidder. Don't give me that "those players are sub-human troglodyte filth but you'd want them on your team" ####.
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Johnny into the EN
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Unlike the Jets, I'm hungry. I literally could eat a horse.
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STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
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NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO REMIND ME OF ARMIA, RON
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Please stop we're already dead :[
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Turning Smiles Upside Down
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I got an idea. How about goalies don't come out to play the puck when there's a heavy forecheck?
#Smith
#Crawford
#Hellebucyk
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I just witnessed the death of the Jets.
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The way Treliving was looking after the goal was overturned I have to seriously wonder if he actually knows the rules of the game. In particular given the players he signs and they way they play.
Mind you when he has a hotline directly wired into Bettmans left ear I suppose he is conditioned to getting his way with everything.
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Flames: lucky goal (2-1 lead), followed by lucky goal (3-1) overturned, followed by lucky bounce to get a goal (3-1)...
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Jets are running out of bodies
shame we never got to see a full Jets team
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I don’t know who the Flames are gonna draw in the next round but I’m sure all their star players will be injured in the round robin.
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If not, Kneeordano and Tkachuk will make sure they don’t play in Game 2
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Whoever it is should start bubble wrapping their star players.
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That is hobbit in a nutshell. I have never seen him bust his ass that hard for a goal lol. Empty NET with a 3 goal lead!
That is him overall.
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Ol’ Looch
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f*** you Lucic and f*** you Flames and f*** you Treliving in particular.
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Lucic barely got that one in lol. Tkachuk is a penalty drawing machine
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He scores and still whiffed on the puck.
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LOL. Lucic fans on it three times still scores.
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Gio and Tkachuk won this series by being human garbage and hurting Schiefele and Laine
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