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					Originally Posted by Coach  I wish hockey players were a bit less humble sometimes.
 "Johnny, you don't have the big hits, how can you get the team excited?"
 
 "By dancing around their D and sniping bar-down. Next."
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I think Johnny is more likely to lay a big hit than snipe anything bar-down. His shot is still a muffin.