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CaptainCrunch · 07-23-2020, 11:31 AM

Narrator (Serious Voice) - Tragedy hit the Oilers franchise as during a routine dump in Connor McDavid, the Oilers Captain and future sole occupier of the Connor McDavid Wing of the Hockey hall of fame was tragically hit by a puck.

Video shows Connor getting boinked by the puck and then staggering off to the dressing room.

Kevin Lowe - "I've never seen anything like that"

Narrator - "Really?"

Lowe - "Cut"

Reset

Narrator - "The team doctors were concerned. They had never seen anything like this and they had doubts that Connor would be able to resume his NHL career without a un seen healing effort"

Flash to a picture of DNA buzzing around, and like nanobots in the blood stream, and crowds of people praying in front of the Vatican"

Narrator - "His effort to come back was un parrelleled, no one in the NHL can fight as hard as Connor to come back from such tragedy. But thanks to his superior genetics, The Oilers advanced cybernetic lab, and a personal intervention from God, Connor took to the ice 5 minutes later no worse for wear"

Dave Tippet - "Thank god, because this team is utter garbage without him, and I don't have to be good at my job at all as long as Connor is here"

Draisaitl - "Something in heavy german with an english translation of "D'oh" below.

Go to the end screen

"The miraculous comeback Part 2"

Written by Keven Lowe, directed by Connor McDavid, Coffee fetched by Dave Tippet.

07-23-2020, 11:31 AM	#340
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Narrator (Serious Voice) - Tragedy hit the Oilers franchise as during a routine dump in Connor McDavid, the Oilers Captain and future sole occupier of the Connor McDavid Wing of the Hockey hall of fame was tragically hit by a puck. Video shows Connor getting boinked by the puck and then staggering off to the dressing room. Kevin Lowe - "I've never seen anything like that" Narrator - "Really?" Lowe - "Cut" Reset Narrator - "The team doctors were concerned. They had never seen anything like this and they had doubts that Connor would be able to resume his NHL career without a un seen healing effort" Flash to a picture of DNA buzzing around, and like nanobots in the blood stream, and crowds of people praying in front of the Vatican" Narrator - "His effort to come back was un parrelleled, no one in the NHL can fight as hard as Connor to come back from such tragedy. But thanks to his superior genetics, The Oilers advanced cybernetic lab, and a personal intervention from God, Connor took to the ice 5 minutes later no worse for wear" Dave Tippet - "Thank god, because this team is utter garbage without him, and I don't have to be good at my job at all as long as Connor is here" Draisaitl - "Something in heavy german with an english translation of "D'oh" below. Go to the end screen "The miraculous comeback Part 2" Written by Keven Lowe, directed by Connor McDavid, Coffee fetched by Dave Tippet. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!