Oh yeah...players sentenced to playing in Edmonton are going to be having 'Corona Parties.'
"Edmonton: Home of the Perpetually Sickest NHL Player Ever!"
"Come for the Hockey, Stay for the Deadly Viruses! Now not just Syphilis!"
"Come for the Meth! Stay for the Meth! Get Coronavirus! We'll throw in a free side of Meth!"
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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