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Originally Posted by CMPunk
Scorch is a terrible mascot and I have no idea what you people see in him.
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It's called so bad it's good.
A child/family friendly mascot that plays it safe just doesn't compare in the attention grabbing factor to a walking trainwreck that was born out of the flames of a town fire that smugly walks on the corpses of firefighters to promote himself in what looks like a dollar store contraption of a suit who can shuffle like a leprachaun high on infinite swagger and his own pheromones as he pierces your dreams and nightmares with his giant googley eyes that discern no clear intent or emotion.
That, my friend, is why he is in fact the best. The GOAT, even.